As reported by Jeff Levi. Raleigh, N.C. – In a reversal that surprised many, April Showers admitted today that it is not the only thing that brings May flowers. The trial, closely watched by many as a bellwether case in the pursuit of other Months’ alleged criminality, was all but over when the emotional revelation […]
Moon’s orbit found to be decaying. NASA awards contract for reconstruction.
As reported by Jeff Levi. Houston — NASA scientists today confirmed that our Moon’s orbit is decaying, and that it will likely destroy the Earth within 18 months unless something is done to stop it. “This is a planet-killing event,” said Dr. Samantha Spamtazzle, the official currently in charge of the Orbit Observation Mission, a […]
The Art Of Bad Choices
Good choices are just…vanilla.
Bad choices can make for drama, adventure, the possibility for redemption and maybe even early-release for time served. This is how one leads a full and exciting life, but how do we get there?
How to know if you’re losing your mind
You can’t. You are. You’ll never really know…
The trouble with it
Sloppy language can lead to all kinds of unintended consequences…And this inexactness in the use of even the simplest of words can lead to hurt feelings, misunderstanding, and at the highest levels, geo-political fallout. This is appalling, and frankly, dangerous.
Trump vs. Trump: the Interview
Back to work. I have some civilization to subvert.